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Dog Quotes

Ever wonder where you’d end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? Picture Quote #1

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer Picture Quote #1

Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost? Picture Quote #1

Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still Picture Quote #1

Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it Picture Quote #1

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do Picture Quote #1

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I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too Picture Quote #1

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous Picture Quote #1

The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn’t. And while your happy moments may be rare, your dog celebrates life continuously Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too Picture Quote #1

Dogs are my favorite role models. I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon. I want to love like a dog, with unabashed devotion and complete lack of concern about what people do for a living, how much money they have, or how much they weigh. The fact that we still live with dogs, even when we don’t have to herd or hunt our dinner, gives me hope for humans and canines alike Picture Quote #1

She was in a terrible marriage and she couldn’t talk to anyone. He used to hit her, and in the beginning she told him that if it ever happened again, she would leave him. He swore that it wouldn’t and she believed him. But it only got worse after that, like when his dinner was cold, or when she mentioned that she’d visited with one of the neighbors who was walking by with his dog. She just chatted with him, but that night, her husband threw her into a mirror Picture Quote #1

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If you can sit quietly after difficult news, if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm, if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy, if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate, and fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill,… if you can always find contentment just where you are, you are probably a dog Picture Quote #1

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair Picture Quote #1

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment Picture Quote #1

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ Picture Quote #1

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue Picture Quote #1

If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible Picture Quote #1

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Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole Picture Quote #1

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes Picture Quote #1

Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight Picture Quote #1

I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and my neighbour’s dog fighting over a dead rabbit, and I had to separate them. I like that my home life keeps things real Picture Quote #1

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels Picture Quote #1

That’s what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life Picture Quote #1

It’s easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person’s life around is difficult, but rescuers with commitment and time and a few dollars can radically alter the fate of a dog. And there are millions of dogs - nearly 10 million in the shelter system, many others mistreated in private homes - in need of rescuing Picture Quote #1

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again Picture Quote #1

Buy a gift for dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends Picture Quote #1

I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift Picture Quote #1

The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog Picture Quote #1

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Ever wonder where you’d end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? (Dog Quotes) Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer (Dog Quotes) Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost? (Dog Quotes) Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still (Dog Quotes) Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it (Dog Quotes) I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do (Dog Quotes) I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too (Dog Quotes) The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous (Dog Quotes) The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn’t. And while your happy moments may be rare, your dog celebrates life continuously (Dog Quotes) There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too (Dog Quotes) Dogs are my favorite role models. I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon. I want to love like a dog, with unabashed devotion and complete lack of concern about what people do for a living, how much money they have, or how much they weigh. The fact that we still live with dogs, even when we don’t have to herd or hunt our dinner, gives me hope for humans and canines alike (Dog Quotes) She was in a terrible marriage and she couldn’t talk to anyone. He used to hit her, and in the beginning she told him that if it ever happened again, she would leave him. He swore that it wouldn’t and she believed him. But it only got worse after that, like when his dinner was cold, or when she mentioned that she’d visited with one of the neighbors who was walking by with his dog. She just chatted with him, but that night, her husband threw her into a mirror (Dog Quotes) If you can sit quietly after difficult news, if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm, if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy, if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate, and fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill,… if you can always find contentment just where you are, you are probably a dog (Dog Quotes) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair (Dog Quotes) The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment (Dog Quotes) You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ (Dog Quotes) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue (Dog Quotes) If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible. (Dog Quotes) Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole. (Dog Quotes) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. (Dog Quotes) Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight. (Dog Quotes) I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and my neighbour’s dog fighting over a dead rabbit, and I had to separate them. I like that my home life keeps things real. (Dog Quotes) I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels. (Dog Quotes) That’s what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. (Dog Quotes) If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. (Dog Quotes) It’s easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person’s life around is difficult, but rescuers with commitment and time and a few dollars can radically alter the fate of a dog. And there are millions of dogs - nearly 10 million in the shelter system, many others mistreated in private homes - in need of rescuing. (Dog Quotes) A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again. (Dog Quotes) Buy a gift for dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends. (Dog Quotes) I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. (Dog Quotes) The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog. (Dog Quotes)

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